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Lexi Belle spanks Ash Hollywood 

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mydamndick:

omg >_< so sexy

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Would you like to know how far apart Tom’s legs are in this picture?

Let’s do some math, shall we? 

I’ve measured the top half of Tom’s body, from his hips to the top of his head, and it comes out to about 2.5 inches. Double that to accommodate for his legs, and you get 5 inches. So, Tom in this picture is 5 inches tall. 

To get the scale factor, we first figure out how tall he is in real life. He said in an interview he’s 6’2”. So, 74 inches. 

Let’s divide 74/5. We get 14.8.

Scale factor- 1:14.8

I’ve now measured the distance between Tom’s legs in this picture, from the inside of one knee, to the inside of the other, and it comes out to roughly 1.5 inches. 

Multiply that by 14.8= 22.2

Divide by 12= 1.85 feet.

Tom Hiddleston is sitting with 1 foot and almost 9 inches of space between his legs in this picture.

You know now the exact number of whorish sitting.

At least, assuming I did my math right. Of course, I could be a total idiot. 

I simply could not scroll past this.

this could only be creepier if you used the outline of his wang as a unit of measure in place of feet.

well, the outline of his penis is .5 inch, so let’s see. so if, in the scale of this picture, his legs are 1.5 inches apart, that’ll be the length of 3 Hiddles penises. 

I hate this fandom.

OH MY GOD IF HIS LEGS ARE 3 PENIS LENGTHS APART THAT MEANS HIS PENIS IS 7.4 INCHES

(at least, that’s my running guestimate judging from the bulge size)

God. I just. Can’t.

fandom, go home you’re drunk

Bless everything about this.

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itokufox:

“even a slight touch, a slight kiss, they’re all my strong feelings that I identify with you, brother…”

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icy-mischief:

This is a villain.

This is a villain.

THIS IS A VILLAIN. 

And yet it is the character who has broken my heart the most, of whom I am fondest, in the annuls of fiction.

HOW. 

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